January 2010
It’s all that I can do to sing these stupid songs to you - I’d give...
– Bluetones <3
I’m going to say this as nicely as I can but you look like a sad clown...
– GLEE.
I fucking love spinach
It is the most unduly unappreciated of foods. I could genuinely be Popeye - except without the baldness, pipe or masculinity.
2 tags
Pahaha
Discussing whether my constant stream of gay-men-loves was at all related to my Dixie Chicks desire to have a cowboy come and take me away…
5 tags
THE BRONTOSAURUS NEVER EXISTED.
It was some dinosaur called the Apatosaurus and then some fossilly type found a really big one and said it was a Brontosaurus but it wasn’t. It was just a really big Apatosaurus. This blows my mind.
I always thought it would be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody.
– The Talented Mr Ripley
Aaron Johnson
is going to be closer in age to his BABY than to his WIFE.
THAT IS TOO FUCKED UP FOR WORDS.
1 tag
I don’t love her,ok? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her...
– Barney Stinson (via jumpeduppantryboy)